so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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