hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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