why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont even know how to be here
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
