Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wear drunk well.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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