I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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