I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
its not stalking. its research.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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