why didn't you poke me back
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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