But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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