He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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