You made me cry and you don't even care
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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