so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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