I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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