don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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