i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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