how can u be prego again
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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