so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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