Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Everyone says I win the strip club
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
