i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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