Nicole vs. Life
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
This house was built for laser tag.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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