Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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