On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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