I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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