Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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