Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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