we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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