I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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