Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
this is an emotional support booty call
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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