1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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