shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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