Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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