Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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