He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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