I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
