Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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