whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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