ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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