Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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