just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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