so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
