If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My breasts were aching with rage.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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