I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
