She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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