Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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