her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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