Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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