So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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