girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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