Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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