your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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