Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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