Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
you made out with another girl for some wings
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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