Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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